In a league of their own for "way too much information", Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie, were:
via SMH ...
"snapped leaving London's Claridge's Hotel with Madonna carrying a transparent shopping bag containing a - err, (this could get a little embarrassing so turn away now if you blush easily), um, ah - strap-on dildo, called (cringe intensely) "The Purple Penetrator"."Guy was scurrying along behind her like an excited schoolboy," reports Famous. "He hasn't been this excited since Madge pulled out her conical bra and suspender combo." The alarmingly large implement, pictured on the box, appeared to be a "gift" for Ritchie, who was celebrating his 39th birthday."
Now that I think of it, Guy Ritchie and Brad Pitt have a lot in common: they both wander around looking like they stepped outside for some innocuous reason and got hit by a fleet of trucks. With Pitt, matters engendering such a look are readily apparent to all. Up until now, the reason behind Ritchie's look weren't fully explained, although we may have had our little suspicions.
Meanwhile: Britney forgot to put her undies on before leaving home - again. Okay, that's not a news flash, but it's a loss for the undies industry. More news worthy is the person escorting Brit-Brit for her night / morning out after her cringe-worthy MTV moment: her brother! Who knew that Brit had a big brother to lean in when the going gets rough?