September 26, 2007

Earth to Penis

An Croatian motorbike rider was knocked unconscious when lightning struck his penis during a roadside toilet break.

Ante Djindjic, 29, escaped relatively unscathed from the incident, suffering only light burns to his chest and arms.

He said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.

"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."

"Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."

10 comments:

  1. I'm mildly surprised you haven't done a post about this yet.

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  2. It's not tagged the penis chronicles for nothing Timmy.

    Do pay attention!

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  3. I notice they didn't mention the type of sausage. Pity.

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  4. Anonymous11:47 PM

    And that's the schlong and the schort of it!

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  5. *Schnorts with laughter.*

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  6. Or maybe that should be schnirtles...

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  7. There are times when I begin to suspect that some people don't take my blog endeavors seriously.

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  8. Anonymous9:48 PM

    Certainly not moi!

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  9. Yikes. He's lucky there's no Purple Penetrator in his future.

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  10. Although there may well be for the sausage man whose story Timmy took a shine to.

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