March 17, 2007

Small Penis, Big Imagination?

I have no hesitation in admitting my perplexity in relation to the confessions of the world’s busiest and most productive terrorist.

Notably, he claims “responsibility” for everything under the sun in his endless confessional, but within this context, what does “responsible” mean? That he told someone over coffee “hey, yeah, do some bombing in Bali, good, good”?

It does seem that his connections to plotting 9/11 may be real enough, and for many a terrorists that would be more than sufficient claim to infamy.

Is he really the brains and banker behind more actual and failed attacks and assassinations than would satisfy the greediest and most prolific serial killer?

Or is he just a man with a small penis in search of what he believes will be a unique and unchallenged place in history?

Don’t know about the rest of you, but I think the best approach, no matter the validity or otherwise of his boasting, is to render him nameless, faceless, forgettable.

The Australian

Jacob – Rap Sheet or Laundry List

Self Control


  1. Anonymous8:57 PM

    I don't know about this guy being behind everything since the destruction of the three Legions in the Teutoburg Forest.

    But one thing for sure. He is the ugliest and worst dressed terrorist to ever get caught with his pants down.

    For that he should be summarily executed.

  2. I considered using the heading “ugly and sartorially challenged” Geoff, but it wouldn’t get the 55 million hits that “small penis” will.