March 6, 2007

Have you ever wondered?

When aliens visit Earth, and no matter how many ovaries or sperm they collect, and no matter how many orifices they probe, when they get back to their home galaxy and park it on their home planet runway – how long does it take for their fellow aliens to minutely examine the proof of their inter-galactic travels and start crying: HOAX! FRAUD! GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY!

How long does it take, do ya think?

10 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:14 AM

    Aliens cause global warming.

    I'm not sure how yet, but I'm sure they do.

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  2. It's the anal probes Timmy.

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  3. Anonymous12:37 PM

    I THINK ITS ALL TO DO WITH "GERM" "MAN" "Y" WARFARE. GERM WAREFARE OTHERWISELY KNOWN AS THE FUCKING NAZI SCUM. HAHAHAHAHAHA ZEIK EILL ZEM BUGGERS WITH AN ANAL PROBE!

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  4. Anonymous3:52 AM

    Making fun of aliens gets you nowhere. You never know if they're reading his.

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  5. Funny. I was making fun of humans, not aliens.

    Your powers of comprehension are all too human.

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  6. Anonymous9:34 AM

    um are you real ?

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  7. I was yesterday. Today, not so much.

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  8. Anonymous8:33 AM

    BLUB

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  9. Anonymous4:29 AM

    Aliens are real man, believe, BELIEVE!!!

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  10. Anonymous3:25 AM

    illuminadiiii

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