March 16, 2007

Duck Friday


UPDATE!

A devoted reader has penned this beoodifooool and rhyming poem for Duck Friday ™ duckies.

ODE TO DUCK FRIDAY

BY GEOFF

I was just here the other day
And another duck has flown by.
One duck was a dude with hair like a punk,
This one is a squealer and a drunk.

Oh, ducks come and ducks go,
At a rate you don't want to know.
Was that a blink, or was that a week?
Who remembers what's gone down the sink.

So the question is raised in sincere prayer,
Are there many more ducks out there?
Is this the last one that has come on this Friday?
Or is it just us who have come here to die?

18 comments:

  1. Caz, is that.???...Could it be...??

    I think it is !!!

    DISCO DUCK!!

    Went to a party the other night

    All the ladies were treating me right.

    Moving my feet to the disco beat

    How in the world could I keep my
    seat

    All of a sudden I began to change

    I was on the dance floor acting strange

    Flapping my arms I began to cluck

    LOOK AT ME I'M THE DISCO DUCK !#(oh fuck *groans*)#

    DISCO DISCO DISCO DUCK

    DISCO DISCO DISCO DUCK.

    n.b.# additional lyrics by Kath..


    Let's get this party started!

    I'll have a G&T thanks Caz...

    Hmmm on second thoughts .. Make it a fluffy duck eh? The fluffier the better!

    Let's dance Caz!!


    Disco disco disco duck,
    disco disco dico duck
    disco disco disco duck........................

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  2. Oh and Btw
    F**k blogger

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  3. That ducky looks set to party... One might wonder where his little ducky friends are though?
    He cant start drinking all alone!

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  4. Anonymous12:09 PM

    Hey Princees! I'm a starter.

    How 'bout you?

    I reckon mum could be a bit of a party girl too eh?

    Kathy

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  5. Looks like he's sipping a duquiri, too.

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  6. geoff3:24 PM

    I was just here the other day
    And another duck has flown by.
    One duck was a dude with hair like a punk,
    This one is a squealer and a drunk.

    Oh, ducks come and ducks go,
    At a rate you don't want to know.
    Was that a blink, or was that a week?
    Who remembers what's gone down the sink.

    So the question is raised in sincere prayer,
    Are there many more ducks out there?
    Is this the last one that has come on this Friday?
    Or is it just us who have come here to die?

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  7. Kathy3:39 PM

    Of course that should of read princess not princees!!

    Sheesh!

    And I haven't even had my first duquiri yet!

    Give me time though...

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  8. Well Kath it wasnt even 5pm when you wrote that.
    Although its now well and truely after 5 so lets get drinking! HAHAHA

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  9. The duck hath gasped his last breath..

    He's tried his hardest, just ask GEOFF.

    Ahh, but I have faith of the highest hope.

    I trust in Caz to do the most..


    She will continue to surprise the mass.

    She is ever evolving.. That's our Caz..

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  10. Don't worry Kath, it'll be like Dallas, when an entire series turned out to be nothing more than a dream, and a woman wakes up to find a naked man in her shower ...

    Oooooh, I hope it's me!

    Yipeeeee!

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  11. Err, but in this case, it would have to be a naked duck, wouldn't it?

    Hmmm.

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  12. KaTHY1:14 AM

    Fuck..
    A duck just doesn't do it for me Caz..

    Now .. A naked man.. Welllll......

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  13. Uh-oh! Poets! Duck!

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  14. Last week we were visited by the most beautifully coiffed duck, a splendid and handsome fellow, and everyone picked on him for being so attentive to personal grooming.

    This week, no one thinks that a dinky little blue umbrella, pretending to be a party hat, is a bad look for a duck.

    Seriously, how do you people dress when you leave the house?

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  15. Kath just because that duck doesnt do it for you ones of these might http://www.pashparties.com.au/shop/products.asp?op=LoveToys&CurrentPage=6
    Yeah yeah Im a sick puppy, or is it just me going mental form too much study ;)

    Psssssst I also swear the u and the v on the word varification look the bloody same >:/

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  16. Kathy9:20 AM

    Ooohh... Princess!
    You ARE naughty.....

    But I like ya!

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  17. Waterproof, too!

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