November 4, 2006

Happens all the time

You call up a paid massage service.

You buy some drugs from the masseuse.

You are sorely tempted by the drugs [and the masseuse - ed].

You contemplate the wrong that is drugs.

You throw the drugs away.

Hey, it happens. Haven’t you ever bought something and wanted to return it to the store straight away?

“I never kept it very long because it was wrong,” Mr. Haggard said, smiling grimly and submitting to questions from a television reporter as he pulled out of his driveway yesterday, his wife, Gayle, silent in the passenger seat. “I was tempted, I bought it, but I never used it.”

I guess that means he didn't inhale, or swallow, either.


  1. Anonymous9:12 AM

    Hmmm.. He can't have it both ways!

    Well, not anymore, anyway.

  2. TO: Caz

    RE: Last line of post.

    MESSAGE: Ewwwww.