October 11, 2006

No corpses injured; no premature cremations

In happy news, over in Denver, two morticians ran back into a burning funeral home to rescue the dead, as they wanted to spare families any further distress.

Of the bodies that were not wheeled out by the mighty morticians, all were found undamaged after the intense fire had been doused.

Five thumbs up to two foolhardy, yet good hearted morticians.


  1. They deserve a citation for bravery. I just can't wait to read the delicate wording...

  2. Good-hearted indeed. I hope their business does well.