A primary school headmistress in
As one mother commented, it takes painstaking effort to teach little men how to aim properly, and now the school wants to undo all that hard work.
Now, call me silly if you will (go on, go ahead!), but it seems to me that if cleaners are complaining about having to actually clean things – messy things – it’s time to stand down those cleaners, rather than sitting the boys down.
It has to be said: the principal’s suggested solution is piss weak!
Perhaps the little lads need to be able to urinate in style to help keep their minds on the business.