September 23, 2006

Osama bin Laden Dead - Again?

A bit like glitterati weddings, pregnancies, and divorces that is, if the MSM and tabloid magazines print the "rumors” year after year, there is a reasonable probability that the person / people concerned, at least some portion of the time, will, indeed, eventually get married (to someone), or divorced (from someone), or will breed (with someone).

Well, it’s the same with the death of Osama bin Laden. He’s almost certain to die eventually. Perhaps he already has, as is often alleged. Maybe this time it’s true – of typhoid no less.

We’ll wait and see, hey?


  1. Anonymous8:34 PM

    Today is Rosh Hashanah. An important Jewish holiday.

    Mind you, any day that Osama bin Laden died would be a Jewish holiday.

  2. Does it still count if he died last month, but we're only finding out about it now?

    I'm not buying it just yet; this has happened too many times before.

  3. Anonymous10:11 PM

    The day the news broke would be the holiday.

    I'm not buying yet either. Still, there's no harm in hope.

  4. Osama Bin Laden did NOT die of typhoid. He died of a dose of syphillis that he got from one of those slutty camels that formed part of his harem while hiding in the desert.

    I bet it was the one with the big tits and the nipple rings.

  5. ...either that or he broke his neck after falling off the crate he was using to make "sweet, sweet love..." as he was dismounting to walk around and kiss her....

    (Hey... don't go mad at me - after all, he *is* an Arab.... >:)

  6. "Officials" (who ever they might be) are now sceptical of the death reports (surprise, surprise), but on the other hand they think bin Laden may be seriously ill (surprise, surprise).

    As always, having a bet each way.

  7. Time will tell. It may just be a ploy to have him make a new tape & reveal his location.

    I won't believe he's death without a corpse and DNA evidence.