I haven’t seen the list of top ten Hollywood penises (peni), or testicles yet, but In Touch magazine has announced the much awaited list of top ten (or twenty, depending on how one is meant to count these things) breasts.
It’s an important and balanced win for cosmetic surgeons, with five (or ten) of the winning breasts having been grown and cared for naturally, while the other five (or ten) equally (or unequally) impressive winning breasts have been nurtured with outside assistance, all too often with results that are far less flattering than the gushy MSM would like us to believe.
In designated order of awe and wonder, the best breast winners were:
Jessica Simpson - with breasts all, um, askew.
Salma Hayek -
-perfect proportions expanded.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Brittany Murphy -
-glittery, stretched to bursting, and just plain scary.