November 17, 2005

Cocaine going to waste in Britain

Every week, week after week, “an estimated two kilogram’s of cocaine or 80,000 lines” of cocaine is being pissed away by the British. Disgraceful! Whatever happened to “waste not, want not”?

Last year they found traces of Prozac in the drinking water over there, and now cocaine, by the kilo, in the Thames. The British are stuffy? Nuh. The British, it would seem, are perpetually off their little faces.

5 comments:

  1. Something must be done! I mean, couldn't they collect all the waste and give it to the less fortunate?

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  2. Craig - what a wonderful idea. With the festive season nearly upon us, they can forget the Xmas lunch for the homeless and follow your suggestion instead.

    After all, one decent feed each year is not exactly something to get excited about. With your recycling idea, and giving it to the less fortunate, they will never actually feel hungry again!

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  3. "or 80,000 lines . . ." For healthy young cokeheads I bet it'd be only, oh, 30,000 lines. Cops and journalists always overestimate drug amounts.

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  4. That explains Galloway ;-)

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  5. Closely followed by the Italians

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4746787.stm

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