It would seem that Debbie Rowe, she of the short-term-for-breeding-purposes-only wife of Michael Jackson fame, has revealed to Irish newspaper Sunday World the startling news that her children with Michael Jackson were the result of *gasp* *shock* sperm donor assistance – they are not
Yeah, der, honey.
Has there ever been anyone in the universe who actually believed, at any time, that the children were biologically related to
From the teeny glimpses that we have almost had of the children in question, they bare no resemblance to
Debbie, rather hilariously, feels the need to point out that: “Michael knows the truth – that he is not the natural father…”
Thanks for the news flash Deb, but we already knew too.